#FakingIt Ameesha – Kushal Controversy Staged?

 

It was a sunny day in Twitterverse when a sudden tweet by Kushal Tandon caused Twitterati to instantly pick sides and had the normally vella junta jockeying for prime firing position against the enemy camp. The reason? Kushal Tandon’s tweet that Ameesha Patel didn’t stand up during the national anthem at a cinema hall and Ameesha’s rebuttal that it was because of her ‘girly problem.’ While one half decided that they could live without graphic details of her menstrual flow, the other half decided that they absolutely couldn’t.  But in a truly Abbas-Mustanesque turn of events, it has come to our attention that Kushal’s narration of how he saw Ameesha indulging in some ‘Lazy Lamhe’ may not have been entirely authentic. In fact, it may have been entirely phony. As in bogus wala fake. Indeed, credible reports from a random college reporter trying his hand at writing news stories for the first time for a class assignment claim that the whole controversy was a sham that was pre-planned between the duo.  Apparently the reason behind the drastic measure was the withdrawal symptoms that Kushal was apparently suffering from all the free publicity he used to receive in his Bigg Boss days. And the withdrawal symptoms that Ameesha was suffering from receiving any form of publicity at all.  After getting called a jackass and getting accused of being a chauvinist, Kushal definitely has gotten the rotten end in this bargain. He is said to be regretting his decision to simply upload screenshots of a passive-aggressive SMS which didn’t amount to anything. However, all isn’t lost. A valuable source, who lives three buildings and one maidan away from the actor, admitted that he eavesdropped on the actor making plans with a certain Dolly Bindra, another beautiful reality show castoff, to make a blasphemous claim that he actually heard her enjoying Shaandaar in the cinema hall. Ah, imagine the outrage.  Disclaimer: This is a troll news column which has been generated for humour purposes. Or possibly because we may or may not have more time on our hands than we know what to do with. But mostly because we believe in making the world a happier place, one celeb troll at a time. Now do excuse us while we go check if this qualifies as our Good Samaritan deed of the day!